Let me tell you a few little things about the girlfriends of an ex I once read in a book:


They can’t stand being the next in line and not the first

They can’t stand being the next fuck, always doubting if they’re as good as she

They’ll always criticize the ex even if deep down they are desperately trying to become her

They have to keep on reminding people how good they are

They have to be the best in everything the ex was, if not, criticizing as hell is again their way. The easy way to hide their faults

They’ll end up having eating disorders or turning into exercise maniacs trying to be as thin as the ex, and if they can’t they’ll criticize it anyway

Deep down they become secret admirers, writing “love notes”, entire blog’s, spending hours in the net and with friends gossiping about her and scorning all they can.

And for last, we all realize they have no life at all. What would their life be if there wasn’t an ex to spend time, get friends, chitchat, the entire world gets the framed picture. Duh!


I’m sure after reading this “love note” some bitches are cursing more then I do!!!!
I think I’ll paint a nice sarcastic picture just to render immortal the whole shit. It’ll be priceless!!!!




JJ.